Franzpdx,

I think you can first thank our lovely leader, Mr. Bush for the increase in cost for groceries because we needed to attack Iraq for falsehoods,thereby driving up the cost of fuel needed to transport all consumer goods in our very large country. Furthermore, if you do not take part in reducing the size of landfills you will inevitibly pay for it in increased taxes down the road as our space for hiding our refuge is becoming crowded.

Stay left!! Think wide.