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You bicycle nuts

I am so sick and tired of you arrogant bicycle Nazis. Get real, you are so myopic and self centered. Only in Portland during this small snapshot of time do you shallow, single interest, smelly, condescending, law breaking, anarchistic, low lives without a clue have any clout and ear of certain politicians (Sam the sham). Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t. This city has so many other important issues and needs and you whiney little bastards are interested in maintaining what you perceive is ultimate importance. Well, you stupid spandex clad morons, it is not. Grow up, get real jobs, learn the law of physics and contribute to society in meaningful ways. Get off your butts, quit congratulating yourselves about how supposedly green you are, while using all your consumer products, like Ipods, synthetic bike clothing (Novara, Gore Ultra and Pearl Izumi) using up carbon like it is going out of style, and name dropping all these expensive toys at every conversation you are engaged in. You folks are hypocrites, slime and the lowest of low life that makes the Hells Angels look good. Your lifestyle attitudes and behavior is going to cause a quantum political shift in this city back to normalcy and reason. Anyway the faltering economy will wipe out most of you, and thankfully you freeloaders will be leaving for greener pastures – good riddance.


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