The Tram is certainly on the cutting edge of improving pedestrian safety. Assuming, that is, the pedestrians have $4 and only need to go up or down Pill Hill.

The Burnside Couplet is all about saving lives, too. Right?

Because I'm trying to believe PDOT is all about "spending money to save lives". Rather than sweetheart deals for real estate developers, choo-choos, and "traffic calming" devices.

It reminds me of the Delta House president's speech before Dean Furber (B/S cough, cough, cough!). Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! (marching out of the room while whistling the National Anthem).